Cool. Cool cool cool.
That’s a 100% proven fact, sir. [x]

leaguebunny:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

That last one really gets me

deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

yourwhoreisshowing:

twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno


I’m at work and it is so hard to contain my laughter right now holy shit

yourwhoreisshowing:

twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno

I’m at work and it is so hard to contain my laughter right now holy shit

silentauroriamthereal:

I looooove these, hahaha!

betchikettu:

electro-girl-electro-boy:

stayy0ungandwild:

pnw-cowboy:

stayy0ungandwild:

bakerstreetbat:

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a huge yellow container.

laughing so hard because natural selection

#UnbanKinderEggs2014

First, those guns do not exist; two, kinder eggs are not illegal

Kinder Surprise is. You get charged $2500 per egg. Believe me, I know my Kinder Eggs. 

dying at the natural selection comment. These are available freely in the UK because we know better than to choke on massive yellow surprises!

My flat mate is from the US. Pretty much every time he goes food shopping he gets a kinder egg. America this is what you have created! But everytime I think about them not being allowed in the US I just think natural selection, survival of the fitness… etc

betchikettu:

electro-girl-electro-boy:

stayy0ungandwild:

pnw-cowboy:

stayy0ungandwild:

bakerstreetbat:

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a huge yellow container.

laughing so hard because natural selection

#UnbanKinderEggs2014

First, those guns do not exist; two, kinder eggs are not illegal

Kinder Surprise is. You get charged $2500 per egg. Believe me, I know my Kinder Eggs. 

dying at the natural selection comment. These are available freely in the UK because we know better than to choke on massive yellow surprises!

My flat mate is from the US. Pretty much every time he goes food shopping he gets a kinder egg. America this is what you have created! But everytime I think about them not being allowed in the US I just think natural selection, survival of the fitness… etc

bethelionqueen:

blueokapi:

Josh Sundquist- 4 Shocking Facts about US Healthcare

*kicks holes in walls*
I AM SO ANGRY

alamogirl80:

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…